The Snow Plough
One
winter morning a husband and wife in northern England were listening
to the radio during breakfast.
They heard the announcer Say, "We are
going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on
the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through."
So
the good wife went out and moved her car... A week later while they are
eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10
to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered
side of the street, so The snowplows can get through."
The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says,
"We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the electric power went out.
The
good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said,
"Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to
park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With
the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to
blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in
the garage this time."
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