Bob And The Blond
BOB & THE
BLONDE
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around
9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the
TV.
The
10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story of a man on
the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said,
"Do you think he'll jump?" Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a £20 bill on the bar and said, "You're
on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money
on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to
his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her £20
to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your
money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, and so I knew he would
jump."
The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do
it again." Bob took
the money...
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