Connie Ronnie and Donnie
Cooter, Ronnie and
Donnie
Three
rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and
Donnie.
As
they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is
killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body
away, Ronnie
says, 'Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his
wife. Donnie
says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'
Two
hours later, he comes back carrying a case of
Budweiser.
Ronnie
says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?''
Cooter's wife gave
it to me,' Ronnie replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the
lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'
'Well, not
exactly', Donnie says.. 'When she answered the
door, I
said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."She said, 'You must be
mistaken. I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case
of Budweiser you are.'
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