A
man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the
middle of
the road.
He
swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in
front
of the car.
The
driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets
out to
see
what
has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The
driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A
beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying
on
the side of the road and pulls over.
She
steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
'I
feel terrible,' he explains, 'I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed
it.'
The
blonde says, 'Don't worry.' She runs to her car and pulls out a spray
can.
She
walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents
onto
the rabbit
The
rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the
road.
Ten
feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again,
he
hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten
feet,
turns
and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out
of
sight
The
man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, 'What is in
that can?
What
did you spray on that rabbit?'
The
woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It
says..
Wait
for it!!
It's
coming..
'Hair
Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave.'