Insanity
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of
Insanity
At Lunch Time, Sit
In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At
Passing Cars. See If
They Slow Down.
Page
Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't
Disguise Your Voice!
Every
Time Someone Asks You To Do
Something, ask
If They Want Fries with that.
Put
Decaf In The Coffee
Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone
has Gotten Over Their Caffeine
Addictions,Switch to
Espresso.
Skip down the
hall Rather
Than Walk and see how many looks
you get..
Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to
eat, with a
serious face.
Specify
That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To
Go'.
Sing Along
At The Opera.
Five
Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You have a
headache.
When The
Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!
I Won!'
When
Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking
lot, Yelling 'Run For
Your Lives! They're Loose!'
Tell
Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To
The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You
Go.'
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