Brain Stuff
Brain Stuff
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Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS. But there was a problem.
Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, stone, Anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her.
Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired.
What
could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and
magicians. One wizard told the king, 'If your daughter touches one thing
that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'
The king
was overjoyed and came up with a plan next day, he held a competition.
Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt
would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.
THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
The
first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the princess
touched it, it melted, and t he prince went away sadly.
The
second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest
substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess
touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed. :-[
The
third prince approached. He told the princess, 'Put your hand in my
pocket and feel what is in there.'The princess did as she was told,
though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her
hand. And it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody
in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess
and they both lived happily ever after.
Question: What was in the prince's pants? (Scroll down for the answer)
M&M's of course.

They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
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